DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. Lets just back away slowly. The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. Now, dont worry. Fiona takes a sip from the other cup and smiles. Harold continues to walk away but Fiona keeps up. SHREK: Well, so much for Dads royal blessing. I only wanted what was best for Fiona. Thats the ol' Keeblers place! Whoo! Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. Puss quietly cries and the clock bells ring. Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. You know, after your little spat last night. Want a taste? I implore you! Be sure and use small words, dear. To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. HAROLD: III cant. SHREK: Gee, thanks. Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] Queen : Harold. DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one. He sniffs it and shows the camera. Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. Shrek is listening in from the window, outside and out of sight. Shrek stands nervously. Puss forcefully steps on Donkey's hoof. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. Shrek 2 Transcript | DreamWorks Animation Wiki | Fandom Wikis Advertisement 90 pages Explore Wiki Content Community in: Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts Shrek 2 Transcript Edit Handy helpers Stompoos Butterfly nets Wreaches Tweezers Band Constent Closepins Bicycle rumps Rocket ships Babies Roundups Elephants Ropes Jump ropes Far Far Palace is far off over the hills behind them. LILLIAN: Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children Harold starts choking on his drink and Shrek accidentally swallows his spoon. Thats the best friends job. Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. Sorry. Spell! HAROLD: You wouldnt understand! PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. A baby starts crying. Lillian is sitting in bed with a book in hand. GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . Sweetheart. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. SHREK: TGIF, eh, buddy? 0000-0001-5F36-0000-P-0000-0000-. Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. You know, how many cats can wear boots? DONKEY: I cant believe youd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. Lillian looks around nervously and Harold angrily stares at Shrek. Suddenly they are in a spacious room. Now! DONKEY: Wait, wait, wait! SHREK Donkey, what are you doing here? SHREK: Midnight! QUEEN LILLIAN: I think thats our little girl. FIONA: Of course! They are watching footage of the event as it cuts to a commercial break. So why don't you just drop that jug o voodoo and lets get out of here. Then he makes a popping sound with his mouth. DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. Oh! GODMOTHER: Dont be drab, youll be fab / Your prince will have rock-hard abs / Cheese souffl, Valentines Day / Have some chicken fricassee! FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. Id like you to meet my husbandShrek. DONKEY: Let me go!! Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. Youre behaving like a. KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. Donkey solemnly walks out the door and shuts it behind him. Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy-comedy film produced by PDI/DreamWorks, released by DreamWorks Pictures, directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow. Donkey races to the wand. The song ends and the end credits roll. SHREK: Sure. DONKEY: Aww, come on. Godmother gestures to the window and steps aside. Shrek yells through the bars of the door. The pig grabs onto Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. SHREK: Well, one of these has got to help. DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. You still look like a noble steed to me. Shrek picks Puss up by the back of the neck. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Oh, I should lighten up?! She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. They begin to sing along. They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. GODMOTHER: Its time you stop living in a fairy tale, Shrek. DONKEY: You know in some cultures, donkeys are revered as the wisest of all creatures. SHREK: Well, its not like I wouldnt change if I could. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! Come on, join us. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. Here comes the new me! SHREK: (offended) Whats that supposed to mean? 0 references. Categories Categories: Transcripts; DreamWorks Transcripts; Shrek Transcripts; Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. Its whats best. His clothes are much too big for him now. GODMOTHER: Harold! Hold the phone. I need to go, anyway. He walks through the factory floor pushing the cart. This is the transcript for Shrek 2 . Contents 1 Join Us after the Program 2 Transcript 2.1 Sora, Donald and Goofy go back to Shrek's house with some friends 2.2 Shrek and Donald want to stay 2.3 Are we there yet? What kind of title is that? Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. Follow the pretty pony! SHREK: Oh, you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants? SHREK: Come on! LILLIAN: I havent. by William Steig.Directed by Chris Miller (in his feature directorial debut) and co-directed by Raman Hui from a screenplay by Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Miller, and Aron Warner, the film is set after the events of Shrek 2 (2004) and is the . If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. I aint purring. He opens it to see a book inside, but the box start playing music. [laughs] Dad. Shrek groans as he hears sounds of glass breaking and music playing. Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. Hes down on Drury Lane. Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. CHARMING: Mmm, cherry flavored. A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. And my father lives off the garbage! The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. Shrek reads the label on the potion. Im sorry. Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. SHREK: Well, theres some fine print for you! Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. MAIDEN #1: Oh! Everyone on the couch sits with their mouths wide open. Sorry! He is now a handsome, human man. I told you coming here was a bad idea. He starts to feel his new body. SHREK: Yeah, right. Now, we have to go. FIONA: (chuckles) Lookthank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but I really dont need all this. Harold runs over to them. A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. How do we know there will even be a ball? CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! ANNOUNCER: Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband! BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? Identifiers. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Shrek gets out of bed and looks out the window and stares at the Far Far Away sign. (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? He sighs and leans his back to the door. FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. AFTER!!!!!!!!! Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? Pinocchio misses Godmother and she shoots him with her wand, transforming him into a human boy. He has been listening the whole time. Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". Fairy Godmother hovers her way across the red carpet. The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. Shrek, Puss, and the maidens all stare at Donkey. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. DONKEY: You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Donkey sheds a tear, and Shrek lets it fall onto the card. LILLIAN: So, Fiona, tell us about where you live. It fades. Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. Scorching desert! DONKEY: Yeah, sure. To both of you. Puss tries to pull out the Happily Ever After potion, but the hole he made is just too small for it to fit. His stomach starts rumbling, and Puss and Donkey take cover behind a fallen log. I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? Harold walks with Fiona in arm and gives her off to Prince Charming. GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. What? Por favor! GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? Youre still going to be king. You cant lock us up like this! Well, lets explore that, shall we? SHREK: Oh, aye! Gingy is scooped up by Puss' sword and into Pinocchio's arms. As they walk off, they don't notice the mushroom Shrek sneezed on transform into a rose. Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. Hes gorgeous! GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. German Wikipedia. They are now riding in the rain over rocky terrain. Man, that stinks! Fiona lets go and starts to walk back up the stairs. Donkey begins to transform back into his donkey self. Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. The fireball hits him in the chest and he steps back, nearly stomping on Donkey and the rest of the group. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. Shrek swings down the chain to the drawbridge and knocks over the three guards that were pulling on it. Please! W--w--we dont even have dental. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. It is a sequel to the previous film . GINGY: Dont worry! Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. [giggles] Naughty! DONKEY: Boom! (laughing) I know you aint talking about the swamp! Shrek is shouting from across the other side of the palace in Fiona's room. Shrek leans in to kiss Fiona, but she gently stops him with her hand. Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. Hansel and Gretel! He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? Shrek puts on the nobleman's powdered wig and his clothes, which are much too small for him. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. Rawhide! HAROLD: I mean you cant force someone to fall in love! The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. "A tear drop away." Think of the saddest thing thats ever happened to you. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. Piata!" In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. by William Steig. DONKEY: Lighten up? PUSS: We will cheer you up! PAGE: Enough, Reggie. She sobs and Shrek takes her in his arms. They stop laughing after neither Harold nor Lillian join in. Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. HAROLD: Ah, yes. Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. Confetti rains and fanfare plays. Anastasia (1997)/Transcript. Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! Woo! Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. Right! She notices Fiona, and both gasp. Oh[laughs] No ogres! I would think youd be happy for me. Puss walks up with two women by his side. Im just so darn bored! Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. Think about that. They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. Its a bad idea. Ohno ogres. Head em up! Look at him! Shrek cautiously waves at an angry mob, who to his surprise, smile and wave back at him. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! Fiona! GODMOTHER: A drop of desire! CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Look, guys. SHREK: Oh, great. POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!! Fear me, if you dare! Shrek 2 is a transcript. LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. Ingredients are tested and mixed. Ow! Pinocchio! She can help us pack. Donkey whinnies and rears back onto his hind legs, knocking Puss off. Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! And well, nowwere sexy! Shrek, unsure of how to eat the food on his plate properly, plops it in his mouth, and grins with the food still stuck in his teeth. MAIDEN #2: Look look look, I told you he was here. Move em on! FIONA: Dear Diary. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. DONKEY: Hey come on Shrek! Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. Donkey throws it to Gingy as the Fairy Godmother still tries to grab it. Shrek takes takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. Captain Hook plays the piano and sings. INT. The same happens to Donkey. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. SHREK: So (chuckles) you still think this was a good idea? Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. And oh, we used to walk down by the lily pond and they were in bloom. Hey, but what do you want me to tell these other guys? Jerome, who is now a dove, flies over carrying a clipboard. HAROLD: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. Animated Films Wiki. GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. Fiona pushes open the front doors of the palace and looks out at the rain. The two almost cross each other's pass. HAROLD: Mmm! Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. Shrek 2. Poor Shrek's evening would take a turn for the worse, as he stumbled across Fiona's childhood diary. Fionas father paid you to do this? The book opens and a voice begins reading its . Oh, no ogres! He frantically turns the pages which all read aloud "Mrs. Fiona Charming". DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. This is the script for The Irelanders meets Shrek 2 . SHREK: Ah thats okay. JEROME: Uh a little. Uh excuse me. GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Hey waiter! The three enter through the front door of the cottage and into a reception area. Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. Chemicals are poured into giant vats. An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. FIONA: Oh, come on! DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! Fiona has her hand on Charming's arm as they walk down the steps. INT. And Im going to set things right. Shrek runs inside the palace to find Fiona. Weve got to stop that kiss! (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans. I will smite him where he stands! Out from the cup comes a magical dust in the shape of heart, which then dissipates. Thats where were going. Let me go! Nothing, dear! I mean, after all, it is in his nature to bewell, a bit of a brute. You should ask your father. Ha-ha! imported from Wikimedia project. Someday, I will repay you! SHREK: Aye. HAROLD: (starting to reminisce) Our first kiss (snapping out of it) its not the same! My gosh! And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. I'm gonna laugh, too. Everybody wins. Say it one more time. GODMOTHER: Oh, yes, you will. Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. The music stops and Fiona's fancy dress turns to dust. Harold and Lillian run over to Fiona and kneel over her. So thats it, you wont come? Shrek passes out and falls down. [mimics Shrek roaring]. A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. Come here, little kitty, kitty. Allister: Evil forces to come between them, but as the script here says, love conquers all. Must be like some finishing school or something. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss reach the end of the room and jump onto the catwalk. German Wikipedia. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Script (first draft) Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript. PUSS: Finally! And theres some question as to why that is? Is he really that good-looking? Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. DONKEY: A stallion, baby! She tosses the book to the ground and pulls out another. She looks affectionately at a doll of a princess, then moves on. They take turns farting in a mud bath, using fairies trapped in jars for light. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? Godmother continues to sing. Move 'em on! They are interrupted by a worker who comes through the door. Godmother's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? Rawhide! Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. FIONA: Him? GODMOTHER: You better get in. Fiona is awaken by the puppy licking her nose. Ume-everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother. FIONA: Mom, dad. An audience gathered out on the ballroom floor cheers as Charming waves. Shrek screams in pain. He reluctantly pours the contents of the Love Potion into one of the cups. We see a bright, sparkling purple light emit from the barn. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. Im your Fairy Godmother. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. Shrek grabs Donkey and Puss and diver under the gate. Lillian cringes. Donkey sighs. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Shes been all moody and stuff latelyso I thought Id move back in with you guys! For five minutes. He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. Go right in. No. Shrek 2 | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Incomplete Transcripts, Shrek Movies, DreamWorks Animation Transcripts, and 19 more Shrek 2 Edit Contents 1 Transcript 2 See Also Transcript This transcript isn't tidy! We followed the kings instructions exactly. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. LILLIAN: Well, lets not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. Meet their mamas! Fiona looks back Lillian and Harold, then back to Shrek. SHREK: "Happiness." DONKEY: We cant be lost! HAROLD: No, no, its nobodys fault. I thought that question was directed at me. Maximum strength. Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. I know. Advertisement. She looks back to see Donkey's mouth lean forward. de William Steig , paru en 1990. SHREK: Tell her, Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! Oh! This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. Godmother smiles. Not me. Shrek and Godmother chase after the wand. SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. HAROLD: Sorry! Thats not my husband. Make em tea! In the morning Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. NOBLEMAN'S SON: Father? Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig. They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home. LILLIAN: Fiona does. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. 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